Not a clandestine organization of Cali’s most-talented p*rnstars sworn to trap and kill Union Square’s holiday bargain-hunters, the California League of Adult Scavenger Hunters (CLASH) is teaming up with Thrillist Rewards for a boozy, boisterous, and -- most importantly -- hideously clad jaunt on the biggest shopping Saturday of the year.

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What you need to know:

-Teams of 6. Form your own, or go solo and get placed on a 5-man wolfpack when you rendezvous at The Cellar at 2p to get your first task

-Ugly sweaters required. The holiday kind, not Andris Biedrins after half a quarter

-Race the clock to do the most wacky tasks. Unlocked by smartphone (must have at least 1 per team), and ranging from “attack an opposing team member with a wedgie” to kissing a transvestite, which they encourage doing with a helmet on... duh.

-Drinks along the way. Solving clues’ll lead to scoring included drinks from secret stations along the way.

-Afterparty at The Cellar. Shut ‘er down at 445p, then return to The Cellar for an edited-on-the-fly photo recap of the day, prizes for the winners, and for you: drink specials + gratis Blondie's grub.