If the first day back to work goes less-than-humorously, head to the Purple Onion for a stand-up night at the legendary Purple Onion. Treat yourself to San Francisco comedians, delicious drinks, and food, and treat your wallet to an exclusive pulsd discount of 50% off admission for only $3. If this doesn't redeem your Monday, then we don't know what will.

Make sure to mention"pulsd" at the door for the discount. Invite your friends on Facebook and Twitter, and head to The Purple Onion post-work on Monday.

Check out San Francisco comedy at The Purple Onion here.