Shhhhh. Close your eyes. Let the smell of the theater envelope you. Now open your eyes and still your beating heart. Take the hand of the person next to you and kiss it gently. Now smell your hand. The play is beginning and the way it will make you feel is all right, surely.

You’re Welcome is a collection of 5 small plays about creation and failure; a unified theatrical myth that tells the story of an invented band of performers and their catastrophic attempts at connection.

The plays are also about love, death, desire, tragedy, comedy, drunk driving, sexiness, beauty, loss, the battle between good and evil, a baby born wearing a hat. And theater. They're about theater. Kind of the last word on theater. This is You’re Welcome - 5 plays that pretty much nail it. You’re welcome.